I'd say a solid 2.5 stars, if that was an option. The restaurant was neat looking, I really liked the atmosphere and decor, and found the service to be awesome. It's just that the food was so unbelievably meh. C'MON! With competition like "the parlor" and "pizzeria bianco" you'd think they be cranking out some really tasty pies. We had the pear - gorgonzola and the egg pizza. Lemmie tell ya, I shoulda been weeping with flavor-gasm after eating such tasty titles. I have pizza blue-balls instead., FTL.
I wouldn't say no if someone wanted to buy me dinner here again, but I certainly wouldn't volunteer my soon to be unemployment check dollars here either.