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  • ** 9 people you meet at Artisan in LV ** -1- Mr Two Timer. No he's not cheating on his wife, he's actually with his wife @ the bar. Her kid is upstairs taking care of their 3 y.o. He's gonna bang his wife in the fitness room. Too bad its a 6x11 room and they'll get walked in on... oh yeah! That's the point. -2- Canyon Ranch Yogi. Came to terms with the phrase "there's no rest for the wicked". Aging happens when 'recovery from rest' LESS THAN 'damage from work/play'. Coped with an extreme life change; yogi -3- Not falling off the wagon. Can hang in a bar where only two vices call out (gambling and sexing). Special drink during his 3 year stint from the unholy trinity: a diet coke, no lime, no straw. -4- Swimmer Through the Talent Pool. Is staying in Room #503 and still has his clearFly lanyard on. Is here to fix the four seasons IT issues but holes up here cuz he hooked up with virgin goth girl ONCE and has been seeking here since. -5- Corner PDA text messager. Thinks that the device is an umbillical cord tethering back to the womb known as the office server. This multitasker can sms while eating drive-thru and changing three lanes (with signal blinker in full effect) -6- Artsy transplant from Cleveland. Used to be catholic, loves swing dancing and now dresses that way 7 days. Buys clothes by the pound and manages money well. Her parents own a dozen DQs and she's flush. -7- On a date. Frat boy plus Bebe girl. I don't rubberneck accidents on the I-15 and I can't profile what I can't stand watching -8- Mr Party promoter. Self proclaimed, self-promoter knows everyone. Self proclaimed money genius can't sell artisan manager well enough to move outta his parents vacation condo @Trump. -9- Mr Newly Divorced. Talks wonders of 702-d-i-v-o-r-c-e as a quick like a band-aid technique. His emotional damage is so stratified it'll take a team of geologists years to excavate BONUS -10- Lamb amongst old lambs. This well meaning girl in her late-ish 20s. Her friends are 30++. How do you guarantee failure? Answer; get mentored on a Saturday night by the romantically unlucky.
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