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  • My experience at this King Street bistro was akin to unleashing a greased otter on a ski slope, i.e., going downhill and fast. I grabbed a seat at the bar on Saturday morning, hoping for a quick breakfast. What I got was a schmozzle. Not feeling like coffee, I opted for a freshly squeezed OJ. Not only was the juice not freshly squeezed, it wasn't even stirred properly. When I asked about it, my server confessed that it was freshly squeezed, but also from a carton. I don't think she was trying to mislead me, but clearly we diverged on the definition of fresh. She was kind enough to take the drink back. They were also having problems with their menu, which was barely a week old on my visit. My trio of eggs and toast arrived without the promised homefries. When I asked about this, the server consulted the kitchen. Reporting that they "couldn't reach consensus" about whether my dish came with homefries was baffling. We don't need quorum -- it's literally written on the menu. Again, they gave me the homefries without a fuss, but it was a hollow victory because they tasted like sand. No taste at all. All this is a shame, because the space is truly beautiful, the food is cheap, and the service, while perhaps confused, is well-intentioned and friendly. As is often heard on Yelp, "I really wanted to like this place," but ultimately, I don't. Obligatory Title Pun: Just for fun let's rate this BISTRO: TWO point FOUR THREE. Menu Readability: Like everything else in this space, it looks great. Need to mention: They have a full bar behind the counter. Maybe slinging drinks is where they shine? What this place teaches me about myself: When I say freshly squeezed, I don't mean 'ever.' I mean like, today.
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