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  • Cravings is like that one ex you keep going back to because "it will be different this time" but on the other hand you know that she's terrible for you and she will lead you to your demise. Eating here is playing Chinese Roulette. Will eating here kill me this time? Woo, free adrenaline rush! Boasting negative food safety scores every single time they get inspected (yes, you can score negative points / 100), this place has been shut down more times than I can count. Even so, like a majestic phoenix, it never fails to come roaring back to life. On day 1 of reopening you can bet your bottom dollar I will be there along with all the other people.... (wait for it) CRAVING for Cravings despite all the times I've gotten food poisoning from here. I've been coming here for 10 years now since I was a freshman. Having graduated, when I visit Champaign I will go out of my way to eat a steaming hot plate of crispy General Tso's Chicken made extra spicy. If I really want to flirt with danger, I get Jakarta Fried Rice. Want something lighter? Sorry but you're SOL. It's a great place to go for a first date. If your date is hesitant about Cravings because of its grungy exterior, alt + f4 and gtfo because that person is a judgmental prick that's only there for your looks and money, instead of fawning over your beautiful gorgeous personality. Frankly speaking, you don't need that kind of negativity in your life. If your date is willing to try it out (or better yet, already a fan of Cravings), you know you've got a winner winner General Tso's chicken dinner. As an extra bonus, you'll get to enjoy the rest of your day / night together with the scent of greasy Chinese food emanating from your newly perfumed bodies. This restaurant is a Champaign-Urbana staple and I pray that it will exist for a- all day long forever... all a - a hundred days Cravings! Forever a hundred times.... OVER and over eat at Cravings dot com.. W W W dot at Cravings dot com w..w..w... eat at Cravings.. ah- hundred years..... every minute Cravings dot com.... w w w a hundred times... Cravings dot com.......
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