Is this New York? Nope, I'm in Phoenix. I can tell because the sun just burned off a few of my eyelashes. However, one bite of Pat's pizza and I'd swear I'm in NYC enjoying a slice before jumping on the A train to my $2,000/month, 6th floor walk-up, 140 sqft studio apartment (what a bargain!). Really, it's that good. I guess Phoenix water is just as good as New York City's water when it comes to making pizza. Now if I could just find a great bagel.