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| - The Bacchanal Buffet is ideal for the following demographics:
1) Someone bulking to build muscles
2) Someone who derives pleasure from pain
3) Someone who is not planning to go to a pool party after
4) Someone who plans to food coma for the rest of their Vegas stay
Note: Categories are not necessarily mutually exclusive.
When you walk in, you will be bedazzled by the endless line of buffet options that seemingly stretches into oblivion. They have sections of seafood, american, dim sum, sushi, cheese/charcuterie, italian, ramen/pho, steak, mexican, pressed juices, dessert, etc. - if you can think of it, they probably have it. And because you paid an exorbitant amount to access this land of promised food, you will be tempted to try everything. I assure you, you will regret this. Be smart and practice your ability to prioritize. If you walk away without needing to be rolled out the exit or without the need to unbutton your pants or without your stomach exacting vengeance on your lack of consumption/mental willpower... you will be part of the elusive 1%.
Bacchanal is what I consider a jack of all trades, master of none. With the exception of the seafood section, I would not go out of my way to pay for any of the food individually. Bacchanal is also a Vegas experience. If you have never gone, I would encourage you to try it but then leave you with the decision on whether or not you would attempt it a second time.
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