Don't eat the steak dinner with the sour baby potatoes. Not sure if it was that or the very vinegary salad or the weird pudding type of dessert, but I'm laying in bed with food poisoning. Fever, chills, diarrhea (sorry), and severe abdominal pain and bloating. It feels like I'm giving birth and having contractions, let's put it that way.
Happy holidays to me. I'll never be going back.