About: http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/cnlgewvns

Facets (new session)
Description
Metadata
Settings
- owl:sameAs
- Inference Rule:

About: http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/cnlgewvns_XOmo2Ie8HnEA Goto Sponge NotDistinct Permalink

An Entity of Type : rev:Review, within Data Space : foodie-cloud.org, foodie-cloud.org associated with source document(s)

Attributes	Values
type	rev:Review
dateCreated	2018-07-02 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Walmart Supercenter
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#funnyReviews	0 (xsd:int)
rev:rating	5 (xsd:int)
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#usefulReviews	0 (xsd:int)
rev:text	yo. here's the thing. If you're writing a one star review, it's a petty ass waste of your time. If you had higher expectations of this store, what kind of rock are you sitting under? If you know how to post a yelp review, you also know how to read the other reviews. YOU'VE SEEN ALL THE OTHER REVIEWS. Why act surprised? Why write "I usually don't post negative reviews but..."? For Pete's sake, you're either posting for A) vanity/therapy OR B) you think your reviews actually mean anything and will make a difference. C) Or you just want to use coded racist language. I'll respect the hell out of you if you're posting out of vanity or therapy purposes. It's always fun to get a ton of compliments on your reviews right? Makes you feel good doesn't it? Why do I give this wal-mart 5 stars? EVERYTHING IS CHEAP. EVERYTHING. I once bought beef jerky, armor all, a blacklight, and an exercise ball for like $30. Do you want high end? Go to the freaking Biltmore. Enjoy the Kale tonic at True Food, and then shop at the Polo Ralph Lauren store. Must Do: Observe the dead eyes of the retail zombies who have to serve your boujee (migos!) ass to pay off their college debt. It's fun. I've done it a few times. #feelthebern PLUS: It's open 24 hours. You don't see Target doing that do ya? Of course you see tweakers and the rest of God's misfits there. Where else can you stroll in relative peace with A/C at 2am during Phoenix Summer? That's it. Everything else is either icing or mold on the cake. If you go to Walmart expecting anything beyond cheap prices and 24 hour access, you, my friend, are quite the fool and I have some land in Alaska to sell you. To recap: CHEAP PRICES. 24 HOURS. Repeat after me: CHEAP PRICES. 24 HOURS. Whew, that was pretty therapeutic. I hope I get some good compliments. I hope walmart corporate sees this and makes sweeping changes that appear on undercover boss. I hope they ask me to be on the show. Wouldn't that be nice?
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#coolReviews	0 (xsd:int)
rev:reviewer	Alex

Faceted Search & Find service v1.16.115 as of Sep 26 2023

Alternative Linked Data Documents: ODE Content Formats:

RDF

ODATA

Microdata

About

OpenLink Virtuoso version 07.20.3238 as of Sep 26 2023, on Linux (x86_64-generic_glibc25-linux-gnu), Single-Server Edition (252 GB total memory, 136 GB memory in use)
Data on this page belongs to its respective rights holders.
Virtuoso Faceted Browser Copyright © 2009-2026 OpenLink Software