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| - Bowling is one of those activities that I will never willingly take part in. Yet, every time I end up doing it, I have fun. Just be careful not to get cocky about your game, or Via Linda Lanes will strike you down, just as they did to me.
I have never considered myself a good bowler, but the last time I went, for some strange reason, I got four strikes in a row. I took this to mean that I was an innately exceptional bowler. I was very wrong.
But before I realized just how wrong I was, I taunted everyone else who wasn't bowling anywhere near as well as I was. And then after I had finished mocking all my friends, my turn came up again, and I got a gutter ball, much to their glee. And then another gutter ball. And another, and another, and another.
I pretty much never hit any pins again after my little crap talking session. Instant karma, huh?
Other than my big mouth, I had a lot of fun. They have a bar, so you can drink and bowl, and of course they have tons of snacks for you to munch on.
Plus, bowling is pretty cheap, so it makes for a fun night out with friends or fam that won't break the bank.
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