I was home alone and looked for a Chinese delivery restaurant in the neighborhood. After asking a friend, Jade House came up.
I ordered the Fried Prawns (always a favorite of mine), Shrimp With Lobster Sauce, and General Tso's Chicken. The prawns were overcooked beyond rubbery. They were HARD. They were also the smallest excuse for prawns that I've ever seen. The General Tso's Chicken was also cooked to the point of hardness usually found in small rocks. The Shrimp In Lobster Sauce was devoid of flavor except for a small hint of garlic. Even the fortune cookie was weird, "To lotto or not, that is the question.". In all the experience was memorable, but not in a good way.