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  • ==Red Hot Robot vs Toys R' Us & KB Toys== --Concept-- RHR: Small, intimate setting wherein vinyl toy enthusiasts can browse through toys, books, clothes, knick knacks and art work. Other Places: Large, lawless warehouses of misery and confusion where cheap, useless toys are left strewn about aisles as unsupervised children topple displays and parents are forced to watch their childhood memories be forcibly stripped of their nostalgic dignity and peddled to their own clueless children. "Oh wow I bet you wish they had Transformers when you were a kid." Guess what, mouth-breather? THEY DID. Winner: Red Hot Robot --Staff & Management-- RHR: Mild-mannered owner Jason Kingingham smiles pleasantly at you as you browse the store, eager to strike up a conversation or impart his knowledge. Newbies and connoisseurs alike have a friend in Jason. Other Places: Apathetic high schoolers and the sloppy managers who love them...inappropriately...and outside of the confines of the law. Winner: Red Hot Robot --Price-- Red Hot Robot: Economically reasonable, placed clearly and openly for anyone to see. Other Places: Here, take this to a scanner and see how much this is. It's how much? Fuck it. Let's go to Wal-Mart. They probably have it for cheaper, and in undamaged packaging. Come to think of it, I need some things. Yeah, put it back, we're going to walmart. Winner: Red Hot Robot So, according to my flawless scientific point by point analysis, Red Hot Robot pwns.
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