Surviving my previous dining experience here gave me the confidence to go deeper on the menu and order some Real Food. I got a $0.99 burger (with fries and toppings it works out to $5.50) and my date ordered the perogies. Awful. (Her exact words were "barfaroni", actually.) I didn't try the perogies, but the audible rap of her fork against their hard exterior was sufficient.
As for the burger, the bun was stale and the meat was thoroughly burnt. Please note that in spite of my rock-bottom expectations AND my pre-order warning by an Elite yelper that happened to be there (thanks Payam Z) I was still offended by the plate -- low, low prices notwithstanding. Never, ever, order food here.
And the real star-loosener? Pitchers are now a dollar more expensive. What a bummer.