Whatever it is, have no fear, It CAN be deep fried. Whole sandwiches in fact, stuffed with cheese, jalapenos, jam, meat, you name it, make the plunge, into the vat of boiling oil. Don't misunderstand - my deep friend spicy blackeyed pea greens and cheese sandwich was really tasty !
Just make sure you wash it down with beer! There is a rather fabulous selection to choose from.
Random thought - note to Melt - have you considered biofuels? Shame to waste all of that fryer oil.