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  • This is your fathers strip club. They haven't changed only the cycle of talent come and goes like sands through the glass these are the. you get the picture. In olden days of on premise liquor SOB joints they catered to discriminating gentlemen with refined tastes and the suits would try to please them by introducing to ladies who were working or perhaps walking him through a crowded bar and getting him a great view of the stage and these dudes with nice tastes would reward such behavior monetary by toking or tipping the suit. These gratuity's were alway appreciated and earned. Fast forward to reality 2018 and almost all clubs have abandoned this model as it want really relevant in the way things work. The waitress is perfectly capable of asking if you'd like a table which would also assume a drink order and you tip her accordingly. At Deja you have this core infrastructure they referred to as "Gorilla Juice Heads" in Jersey Shore. You know bloated chests skinny legs puffy face pimples and attitude. I thought the guy was being friendly walking with me to the bar, no he was going through the motions I f "seating" you and this charade of customer service was now being used for extorting week tourist by bullying and intimidation. I just kept chatting with the dude and thanking him for the pleasure of allowing me to spend a large amount of cash in his establishment. I still don't think he gets it. Upon arrival I proclaimed that I had arrived on my own and solely used my own body to transport me there via walking the block it was away from my hotel. He brushed it off line ohh real hard dude you walked a block full well knowing the only reason I told him this was to let him know that there were no sleazy cab drivers out back waiting for there $50 referral fee which the club gets directly from your $50 cover charge. If you somehow over come obstacles and make it across the street without a driver kidnapping you and taking you to a "more better place with more pretty girls " with more money kick back. You don't have to pay cover charge because there is no one to reimburse. Maybe he thought I was special and demeaning others accomplishments made him feel better about his lack there for of. Page 4 of the Bulky Manifesto. So juice head #1 is butt hurt because I did not gift him the customary $20 safe travels tax. The bartenders were amazing and looked after m as I generously tipped then because theywere genuine and where working hard and deserved it. If you're still reading I applaud your patience for the quality of the entertainment. I would say by my high Texas standards they were lacking depth at key positions and drunk customers were getting rowdy and I met a friendly young lady who I enquired about table dance options and I chose a package that I thought was very nice for the lady and I went in fully knowing what to expect but wait they force these taxes and fees on you first comes you must tip the juice head debates. This is to ensure your privacy for the allotted time. Privacy? I don't need no privacy there is going to be no activity's which fit any description of what constitutes a sexual act of any sort. Maybe light petting if your lucky but why I got to pay some goon head $50 to be there to beat up anybody who threatens the parameter of the sacred privacy door. I sure felt comfortable knowing there was this allusion of privacy in a city that has almost ever square inch covered by security cameras of sine sort. You thin they are going to take the chance of someone skinning and eating a poor defenseless sex industry worker who inky simulates sex at a close distance that is far enough to Keri her from being poked and close enough to give you the delusion of getting some. The $50 did not even get me a song request it got the poor girl yelled at and demeaned for being stupid and not hitting me up for another required tip for dj which she played wrong because I didn't care about a song and ether way I cut off the teet suckers after the $20 tip on the required drink purchase of $50. These are some greedy mofos and remind me of that white dude on the Jefferson's that always had his palm out had that perpetual cough. Except these guys had fat heads and short necks and speak Las Vegas broican also known as sin city jibber jabber. The lady was very cool and she had a floor full of drunk idiots trying to get her attention these rude entitled ass hats expected these lady's to come to them. I told her I was messing up her income and excused myself so she could get that money. Just remember that when you come get it's get that money from everyone you encounter. It's your money so spend it how you want to don't let them dictate and for the sake of all things Las Vegas you NEVER and I repeat NEVER give them a credit card. They will drag your limit to cleaners every-timee you will not win a he said she said game against industry veterans who fight back with a barrage of proof you signed.
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