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  • I have been here more times than I can count. Some might even say I am an aficionado of under dressed women and moderately priced drinks. If you ever find yourself in or around Charlotte, this is the place to stop. Gorgeous buffet and tasty women. Please tip the kitchen staff The management staff is unlike most places of this nature. Will, and the rest of them make you feel like you're part of a private club. They recognize you as soon as you pull up to the front door and step out of your certified pre owned luxury vehicle. They walk you to the best seating available, you feel like Moses parting the red sea. They offer a menu that is classier than some of the nicest restaurants in the area. They are always knowledgeable about what drink specials they have going on. They even come back and check on you, if you look sad and lonely they will bring you a beautiful young lady. Please tip management The gentleman who squirt s liquid soap on your hands and gives you a little towel in the bathroom can only be compared to a classic gentleman from the late 1920s jazz era. He is always dressed in a stylish suit. Always quick with the small talk. Always rocking the best tunes. In fact I have never heard the same song twice in the bathroom. Please, don't be dirty... Wash your damn hands people. And while you're at it. Tip the bathroom attendant (at least a $5 spot) It goes without saying, tip the ladies well. These women are working hard to get through dental school, or beauty school, or veterinarian school, or sometimes just to get a boob job. And trust me! If you thought I was done there. You're crazy. If Tara is not your waitress, you missed out. Not only is she a Goddess amongst pheasants. She is effing hilarious. She's kind. She's honest. She's downright the coolest, baddest chick in there. I would go there just to see her if that wasn't creepy. Make sure you tip her. She is one of the hardest working people I've ever had the pleasure to meet. Sincerely, A somewhat dirty gentleman who spends a fair amount of time in the men's club...
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