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  • Alright, enough of these whiny, poorly educated reviews. I'll set the standard for you right here-- THIS PLACE IS A SOLID 4 STARS. Don't bother with these other misinformed citizens. FACT: I'm Asian, grew up in LA and have lived in NYC and SF. By NYC I don't mean Williamsburg, I'm talking straight up Chelsea, Manhattan. I didn't screw around in SF either-- solid 3 years in the Tenderloin too. In short, I know Chinese food. Let me break down the other reviews to you. Let's see... I see three most recent reviews are all 1 star each: Bobbie gave it a 1 star because "cashier was awful and wouldn't make eye contact", "did not want to help me decide what to order". Emily, who implicitly claims to know the authentic "NY Chinese food", gave a 1 star review since didn't get any "sauces for the apps", and "our meal was mostly apps". Hong wanted to give this place a 1 star because he/she "waited for 2mins and no one told me how to order anything here." and ends the review with "Hehe". OK. Y'all are all f&@#ing adults here. None of this should be a surprise if you've made it this far in life. There should be no confusion on what to do--- walk in, walk up to the counter (as indicated by a cashier machine) and look... There is a menu on the goddamn counter as there is on any other restaurant you've been to. Hell, even McDonald's have them sitting flat on the counter. Pick out what you want. If this is confusing, just pick Orange Chicken. Once you are ready to order, you have to use this thing called voice. Shit, even Helen Keller figured that out. You're here for Chinese food, not career guidance counseling. The Chinese lady is there because she knows how to cook good Chinese food, and not there for "eye contact" and your feelings. If you truly know NY Chinese food, then you wouldn't be ordering "mostly apps" anyway. Who the F&$* eats just apps?? That's like me complaining about Five Guys Burger after ordering just a bunch of fries. So whiny.. I can't even. a real Chinese food connoisseur has his/her own sauces at home anyway. If you got the time, read the short review by David S on 1/6/16. He's right on.
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