A friend once told me that strip clubs don't experience inflation. Back in the 80s he threw out $1 bills. Today, he would still throw out $1 bills. This logic make sense.
Enter Skin Cabaret. I pay for my party to get inside the place. This is a business trip and our chaperone took us to a strip club. (Full disclosure: the girlfriend has given permission to enter into such an establishment. Besides, give me the book on game and a $1,000,000 and I'm still useless in this environment so all bets are safe on me not doing anything stupid.) I receive my change and notice that there are $10 in $2 bills! $2 BILLS? These are still floating around? Did the city of Scottsdale or the governing body of strip clubs lobby for the continued production of $2 bills to combat such inflation my friend spoke of? The 21 year old kid rolling into this place may not even know a $2 bill exists. I would guess all the $2 bills circulating all throughout the United States are in Scottsdale, Arizona and chances are, the $2 bill you are pulling out of your wallet/purse at this moment has touched the lovely thigh/hip skin of a beautiful Scottsdale adult dancer.
True story. After I ran out of $2 bills I kindly exchanged two $1 bills with my chaperone so I can keep one as a souvenir.
By the way, it was a Wednesday and this place came out swinging with some talent. I couldn't even imagine a Friday/Saturday in this place.