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| - a true one star gem. this beauty received it's lonely star because of the efficiency of the Night guy, Rik. if Rik wasn't as good and quick as he was, I'd be begging for negative stars.
this is the type of place that you'd be ashamed to take a 40 dollar hooker. a place that you wouldn't even bother to leave the guy who's kidneys you had just stolen in ice because it would be more humane to let him bleed out than make him suffer through the staff infection. to call this place unclean is a disservice to bedbug infested hovels everywhere.
specifically, the bed was wet when I arrived, not wet like someone had dumped a glass of water, wet like the sheets hadn't been changed in months. bugs ran screaming when I opened the door to the bathroom at 4 am. this is ignoring the rude, half asleep woman on the other end of the reception phone line, who didn't even bother to announce who she was when. she picked up the phone, I thought maybe I'd dialed a wrote g number using the direct line button. she also refused to speak English to me. I hope you lose a hand from. the previously mentioned staff infection
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do not step foot here. Ever. Instead, get really drunk and get arrested and thrown in in the tank for the night, you'll sleep better, with fewer bugs.
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