Great place to overspend and over eat.
If you are already obese this place will keep you that way. If you only have $65.00 for groceries this week the two of you can blow it here in 20 minutes. Even the seemingly healthy choices are doused in sugary sauces or jarred industrial goo from China. As you rinse your palate of the sticky greasy stuff your belly gets full with water. They have agents standing by watching the levels in your glass and they top it up constantly which comes in handy if you're conversation needs to be inadvertently broken up. Not only do you eat less the digestive acids in your stomach become diluted with water which is why you feel bloated hours after. It's a once in a lifetime experience!