All I have to say is that they treat french fries like a choose your own adventure. You can build your own, mix and max and truly make a meal out of (of all things) French Fries. I usually don't create my own anything burgers, nachos, guacamole, etc. I have true faith in chefs that their combos will be better than anything that I can create. (And according to my brother, "You are one pick away from disaster" and I really stand by this). I ordered the (premade) I Hate Vegetables Pittsburgh Bowl. I was completely baffled by the amount of fried goodness that was presented before me. Share this. No really just share it. The portions are filling and super shareable. It reminds me of one of those meals that you want to just go to bed after because it is so filling.
We got wings, another mix and match adventure. Super temperature hot and great flavors that come in dips or rubs. And, of course, fried pickles. They were fried goodness as well.
I really don't think that there is any other reason to come to Dive Bar if you are watching what you eat. Save up your calories one day and treat yourself to a fried food adventure.