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  • Holy let down batman. I totally got sucked into the "Five Guys hype": reading the owner's story about opening the restaurant with his kids: how he doesn't spend much on the restaurants themselves, but instead focuses on the quality of the food: How they don't deliver, that nothing is frozen, etc. But above all how good their food is. Mr. Boss of all Five Guys franchises: Please visit your restaurants. In and Out = better than Five guys Smashburger = better than Five guys Delux = better than Five guys Fat Burger = better than Five guys McDonalds = better than Five guys Perfect (twice fried) french fries? Soggy mess. Fresh ingredients? I can't disprove this, but to cook said ingredients to death and then dress them up with "as many condiments as I want" ? No high five for you. It's like offering me fancy ketchup with my well-well done filet mignon. (though to be fair, most places cook everything to well done... it was just a mess here though) And the kiss? I paid 5 bucks for said tasteless krabby patty of woe. I went in to the restaurant thinking: WOW ME 5 GUYS, FUCKING WOW ME. Thats all I wanted! Give me a reason to come back! I can't believe you formula for success is to bank on the masses having mediocre taste buds. Can't say this isn't the right formula for success, but come-fucking-on!
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