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| - Superstore is a fantastic chain known for great variety of products and low prices, but this particular location leaves much to be desired. How can a location that is a carbon copy of every other superstore out there be inferior? It's all about people. What makes this store so special is its unique ability to ruin customer experience in places that matter. In order to facilitate greetings and farewells, no day goes without people asking for money in the parking lot. This location utilizes crews of three: a person with a sign at the exit asking for money, a person stationed by the cart stand asking you if they could put your cart back so that they could get the loonie you need to insert to take the cart out, as well as the person patrolling the parking lot and chasing down customers who opted for bags instead of carts. To their credit, these parking lot crews work harder and pay more attention to the customers than any staff inside. They also display unparalleled flexibility: if you don't have spare change on you or refuse to give, they'll gladly accept food.
World-class washrooms here boast world-class stains and dirt, coupled with beard trimmings and bodily fluids. Toilet paper holders are conveniently detached from walls and placed on the floor, with paper rolling out and forming unique shapes, like a piece of art. To form lines and extend your spectacular customer experience, about one in ten checkout lines are open at a time. For best results, it is imperative that you skip as much of the parking lot as you can. Most definitely skip the washrooms. The area with books and Joe Fresh clothing can be considered a safe space.
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