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Q: Ew. What's wrong with the Flamingo?
A: I'm pretty sure they get their distinct color from the shrimp that they eat. If they're not eating fresh shrimp, they're not pink. If you're asking about the Hotel/Casino, then there's nothing wrong with it. Great location, awesome history (Bugsy!), great prices, solid pool, clean, comfortable, vegas, baby, vegas.
Q: Remember that time when everything shocked you? Literally?
A: Yah! It gets really dry (it's a dry heat) and I would shock myself on every metal object.
Q: A new coat of paint could help this place, no?
A: I mean, sure, your face could use a new coat of paint too. Simply put, the Flamingo is in a great location, a good place to stay, clean, comfortable, home. Okay, not quite home. But, say, a home away from home!
FYI ... Don't come back from a night of drinking, start playing Caribbean Stud while the sun starts to come up, standing and leaning slightly against the table so you won't tip over, tell the dealer that you'll play her game "you rogue" and throw cards towards her (not AT her, mind you), Flamingo security doesn't take kindly to that sort of behavior.
Listen, everyone is grouchy at 6.30am.
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