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| - Tommy ..you aren't two tone..(for the older and wiser) you aren't even one for that matter. I was actually not going to Yelp your ass. Then I came home, had to sit on my back porch and to recap your assholedness...ya that's right...ass-hole-ed-ness...This is going to be long folks, so grab a cocktail and hunker down....I promise not to leave out any juicy details...ground)...K ...so my daughter totally gets dressed in a dress and comes out in the kitchen tonight...I'm like oh yeah! 8 and in a dress, let's go to dinner. We went to The Parlor..no parking...and passed Tommy 's on the way there..mental note..they are NOW open...so went back..she was said, "No Mommy..please Tarbell's"..cuz. she loves Jason there...I said, " They are in the neighborhood..let's just try it out." Ok, Tommy V's...so we walk in and the "Not old enough to lick a postage stamp hostess says to us, "Um, I'm sorry there are only 6 tops available so we can't seat you...or you can sit in the banquet room by yourself...really? "really? " I say to her.."there are 6 tables open and 5 at the bar..can we sit at the bar?" she goes and asks the bartender.."No, sorry...I am like, "really, we live in Arizona. They allow guns in bars" she was like, really??? I am like ..this is so not worth it...(sorry I am sounding like valley girl right now..but like duh?) Any who, I stood my ground and she finally sat us at a "6 top" that was obviously on hold for Casper and his friends. So, the waitress finally saunters over ...We order Calamari ...SUCKED! It was a soggy ass mess...then Meat Pizza and Bolognese Pasta...no options on Pizza and they served the veal bolognese( I had high hopes, I know..but I did)...with pre bought corkscrew noodles to an adult!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only corkscrew I like is in my wine.,Seriously ,VEAL ON CORKSCREW...am I missing something? Apparently..I will never miss this place another second of one moment of one ioda of one day in my life..Sorry tangit...so then, apparently the wait staff had not seen each other since high school...because they concregated more on "catch up"than actually waiting tables...when she finally did come over she stacked our dishes and left them there, then took 15 min to get the check back....15!!!! THEY WEREN'T EVEN BUSY! So, then on the way out the"not old enough to lick a postage stamp hostess" is actually chewing her nails as we are leaving and does not EVEN bother to take her fingers out of her mouth as she says..."thanks for coming" ..really? really right now? no one has said that with less enthusiasum than when my best gay friend and I decided to have sex just to see what it woudl be like...If you have a perfectly ironed golf shirt and like Tomaso's and have a case of Scotch in your trunk and have to take your wife to dinner, drop her drunk ass off at home, then get your plasta gal on speed dial then this place is for you. If not, don't bother..EVER!!!!! but do go to Tarbell's ...still classic, divine and NOT TOMMY V"S!!!!!!!!!!!!
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