Muffy, Buffy, Taffy and Kippy and I were recently at the mall. Suddenly the heavens sang and the Lacoste Boutique appeared. Wow. A whole store devoted to the gator. What could be better? Well....first of all...how about a selection with more than eight colors to choose from? And $80 a pop. Get real. Unless that gators gonna gnaw on my nipple while I'm wearing it, $80 is way too much.