Dearest Target,
Thank you for the opportunity to spend 15 minutes in line waiting to check out (with only one person in front of me with only a handful of items) while your cashier proceeded to quite possibly set a new record for slowest customer checkout. Adding to the wait time was the enjoyment of watching the cashier pick her nose and look at her boogers and then hand me my purchases. Maybe this was just a ploy to sell me hand sanitizer. Yuck!!!