Today I went to ihop and ordered the eggs with avocado bennie and a side of hash browns. Our server was really nice, but the food took a while to come out and when it did, I discovered a large beard hair on top of my egg. After inspecting the hash browns for further contamination, there was nothing out of the ordinary about them and I assumed they were all clear. After eating half of the plate I found a green substance that was probably old avocado from the previous meal. The dish that replaced the first one came out and that plate also had a white substance that resembled cottage cheese on the rim of the plate. By the third time I should have expected it I guess, but on the upside the layout of the restaurant was pleasant.