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| - Club m4 is located in a dark dank basement. Its probably best that the lighting is so dark because it's the kind of place that would look terrible with any real light. It's almost as if they aren't even trying. A coffee maker and mannequins wearing schwag from the love shop located upstairs, sits awkwardly in the corner with lights displaying it, as if it was lending itself to the ambience. My wife and I went on a Friday night in hopes of finding a suitable gentleman to play with her. However, the club doesn't seem to have a dress code. We saw baseball hats, shorts, sandals, t-shirts. And the club seems to be unapologetic about it. Low standards all around. Even the the bartenders had inconsistencies in how they made drinks, and little to no consistency in dress. And the drinks are really expensive. I wouldn't mind it, if you actually felt like you were getting a well mixed drink by professionals. The crowd was very diverse. All ages, races and types. Being in the lifestyle I can understand the complications of trying to please everyones particular taste. This is the only club in toronto that let's single males in on a fairly regular basis which can cater to cuckold couples or single women/men. However, they don't prescreen them. The play areas only open after 12am and you will see a long line up of pathetic johns waiting to get back to the play areas so that they can wank off while watching other couples. If being watched by a bunch of undesirables is your thing than you will enjoy this. If you are lucky enough to have gotten one of the three private rooms, than you can close the door. However, you will see friendly people turn into Walmart shoppers on a Black Friday sale just trying to get into these rooms. Overall, this club is what you make it. It's a got a lot of improvements that could be made but doesn't really care too. My wife and I, won't be back because it's just not worth the overpriced drinks to be ogled by a bunch of pear shaped desperate men wearing shorts and flip flops. I wish there were better lifestyle clubs in the GTA that went beyond the simplicity of just swingers. Club M4 attempts to do this but falls short because at the end of the night it's about keeping their patrons in front of the bar$. And single men buy a lot of drinks$.
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