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| - Wish I could give an update on this place but promised myself I would never go back after my first experience. When I did visit, every single bud: fake citrus peel additive and sulfur products. What's more to say? I was new to dirty and fake weed at the time and bought a couple ounces expecting authentic citrus weed flavors to hold me over til my crop was cured. I guess I owe it to Herbal Wellness Center Dispensary Clinic to have taught me something new about weed: how dispensaries soak orange peel juice into the roots with magnesium potassium snake oil feeds all the way til harvest. Why they do this I do not know. To cover up the nutes and pesticides? To add the weight of the contaminant to the yield number? They truly think apples are grown with Apple Nutes brand Super Apple Juice and Mango trees have to get sprayed with Super Fruity Mango Duty juice to taste like mangos? See how stupid this sounds? Why are there grape scented fertilizers at the grow store that smell exactly like every bogus grape strain in AZ? You tell me. Don't ask a local grower local growers are unqualified bafoons. That's not how it works, in the REAL world. These are not soil amendments they are straight plant contaminants. My soil always has fermented fruit. Your growers are too stupid to see sugar water additives for what they are. They aren't soil amendments, they aren't plant extracts feeding your microbes. They are adulterants weighing down your weed with sugar water. Local growers will claim "table sugar is a complex molecule, weed won't soak it up". Well guess who made up that? The nute companies. Ask someone besides an idiot Cannabis store patron if molasses is a complex carb. Go ahead and ask your college professor. Dont ask the dude growing and selling Brawndo bud.
It's nothing like real Cannabis, and not even palatable in the least. I mean, I do know why they do this, but it's offensive to let everyone know youre surrounded by unqualified producers, immoral scammers and brainless consumers giving it the thumbs up. Go smoke some lawn clippings and call it kush. You'll get the same high your getting now off this dispensary garbage. Youre all smoking and selling freakin poison, not weed. Lol I cant believe people are buying legalized "weed" that doesn't even count as weed its so poorly grown and adulterated. Trust me I took those 2 ounces back home to Arkansas to show people what dispensaries are selling. No one would touch the stuff and thought I had laced it with something. Well someone had laced it with something. Botanicare something. Half the products at the hydro store are in these legal "medicinal grade" plants smh.
I've been to 60 dispensaries in Az and every one of them is selling weed that is literally fake. The DNA doesn't usually match on Phylos. Fake. The terps are always fake. Fake The bud is grown in fiberglass and peanut shells with 2000ppm pink chemical juice, not water. Fake! The bud is full of synthetic nutes, you can smell and taste the lab chemicals but not the Cannabis. Totally bogus bud! What else is there to say? I ain't buying plant matter. I dont smoke my weed through Instagram.
I know things haven't improved. Improvement is not a possibility with this conman industry. Trumed was the only dispensary where some strains smelled more like weed than products but now that has changed. Not a dispensary in the state selling medical grade or even street grade. Just a circle jerk of liars and scammers!
No its not your tolerance, no you aren't getting bored with strains, no its cloning wtf. See I know you fanboys aren't satisfied with the herb, or youd be fanboying over the breeder, not the retailer. Youre not satisfied so you jump on the street promo team talking this shit up to your dumbest friends, to build up confidence and wash your mind of contemplation. You need your dumb friends to tell you how pretty the buds look. I get it. You pretend you know what Durban and Ghost and NL5 and Trainwreck taste like when you've never even tasted it. Just let it go. Let the healing begin. Admit you've been smoking tainted bullshit because that's all anyone sells, and set yourself free. Stop submitting to the imaginary authority of these imaginary pretend weed growers. Grow your own. Do it. If you've ever considered it, just get a cmh some bagged compost from Singh, order some autoflowers and a vent fan and do it. Anything you produce will beat what the dispensaries are selling I promise you. It may not look as pretty but it will smoke better I guarantee!
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