Let's imagine we are writing something for an Internet dating site for a minute. Obviously, unlike most people on Internet dating sites we are actually going to be honest.
Top Two Turn Ons:
1. Getting that super sexy 'I've been swindled' feeling. Yes, I totally dig paying 10-20% more than I should, and find exquisite delight in the gamer version of 'Catholic Guilt'. In fact, going to the poor house is soundly embedded in all aspects of my current and future financial planning.
2. Emotional games, I just can't get enough of the totally pushy sales hot shoulder approach and/or the total screw you, you don't exist cold shoulder attitudes. I don't know if your going to hump my leg like an overzealous puppy or douse me with lighter fluid and go with the burn baby burn approach, but I love the total honesty of how you let your feelings show.
If either one of these remotely describe your turn-ons then look no farther because Game Stop is your totally awesome perfect match! You will be poorer, pushed around, and abused at times but each of us has our own ideas of happiness and I wish you the best.