I LOVE CHAMPAGNE FIRE DRILLS!
Champagne fire drills are the best fire drills I've ever experienced!!
The drill goes something like this:
1. Hot girls in skimpy bikinis surround the edge of the pool
2. They blow their whistles and scream CHAMPAGNE FIRE DRILL
3. They shake up bottles and make it rain champagne
4. You trot over to the hot girls, open your mouth wide, and they pour champagne down your throat
5. Rinse and repeat every few hours
Girls, get on the guest list and you won't have too much trouble getting in free. Also, girls, free champagne until 2pm!
Everyone else:
Small pool, great music, cool scene!