I can't believe our airport only has three stars. With free wifi, super fast baggage delivery, humorous security videos, ads the size of highway billboards, and hundreds of electronic checking stations, airplane travel has never been so glamorous.
Today I left the strip in a cab at 4:35 for a flight scheduled to leave at 5:20. I arrived at McCarren at 4:43 and was seated on my flight at 5:10 after buying a bottle of water and withdrawing money at a credit union ATM on the way.
Small airports are never this efficient. Or fun.