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| - My wife and I have come here a few times. We're locals. My wife is a very light drinker and likes sweet drinks, so she ordered a pina colada.
Halfway through the drink, she wanted to leave. I asked why, and she said, "I don't think there's any liquor in this drink." I tasted it, and agreed with her.
I asked the bartender to come over and I said, "no disrespect, but this tastes like there's no rum in it." He explained to me that they used a coconut flavored rum and let me try a drop of it in a plastic cup. I asked, "what is this, about 40 proof"? He read the label and said yeah, it's 42 proof. And I poured AN OUNCE AND A QUARTER into her drink."
Please, if you're gonna f*ck me, at least kiss me while you're doing it.
(side note: I was a bartender in NYC for about 6 years. I know immediately when someone is being shot-poured.)
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