I'm going to start out saying that I should have read reviews prior to eating breakfast here. My fiancee and I had walked over to go to the Hash a Go Go breakfast, but there was a really long wait. We walked down the alley and saw the Twisted Kilt. There were barely any customers. We looked on the menu and there were 5 breakfast items. Who can mess up breakfast? Let me answer that... the Twisted Kilt can. Our server finally came over after we had been seated about 20 minutes... literally there were 2 other tables. We ordered coffee and French toast and the Twisted breakfast (eggs, sausage, bacon, toast and hash browns). We waited FOREVER for the coffee. Then waited forever for sugar and cream. Finally a male server delivered the food. No utensils. I have no idea what our server was doing. ..socializing apparently. He got us silverware. The French toast was fine, but ruined by the fake maple syrup. Gross! Hash browns weren't special, just fried potatoes. My fiancee didn't touch his sausage, it was bland. His eggs and toast were already cold. No butter for his toast either. He asked, but never got it. We had to call for our server to get coffee refills. She NEVER asked how the meal was... ever. I will never go to another Twisted Kilt...too many other options. I recommend any other restaurant or going hungry.