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  • This review is going to be regarding the wavepool. I am a regular at this particular body of water. The wavepool has nostalgic charm! Snack bar has a good selection of food but we are missing out on "Sour-Wowers" and Spongebob ice cream bars. The waves were eerily even and uniform, but enjoyable to play in. Had fun running children over with my inner tube. I also humored myself by laying on the bottom of the pool and slowly surfacing. It was interesting to pretend to drown in the water- one of my favorite pastimes- and this pool was a fascinating location to indulge in that. However, this place does have its faults. Speaking of the inter tubes (which you can rent for $5), mine had messages on it that I really could not translate, even with my extensive knowledge of English, Spanish, French, and Simlish. The fake grass that you "sit" on was less realistic than usual. Also, a woman approached me while I was swimming, called me fat, and then threw my phone underwater. Now my phone refuses to turn on, no matter how much I yell at it to wake up. While I was swimming in the water it seemed like the water's pattern seemed to form faces which forced me to look away. In the changing room there was a bubbly child laughter that was audible while I was using the facilities but there were simply no children in sight. Might want to fix that. The lifeguards were charming but there was one that swam in the water that resembled a security guard. They had a face strikingly similar to my great aunt's. If you want a surreal experience, I recommend this park's wavepool. The aura of the pool is something you cannot find anywhere else.
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