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| - I made reference to 'crap at Caesar's Palace' in my review of the delightful Thai Room. This is an explanation of that reference.
Our waiter was atrocious, a real slime. My wife ordered a Margarita, traditional. She choked down half of it. It was disgusting. I had a Coconut Mojito, thought I'd try something different. It wasn't. Boring. My pepperoni pizza was boring, but edible-ish. My wife's Margherita was a revolting mess. This is the definition of simple and they managed to screw it up. I think it starts with using crap ingredients. Normally it's done with fresh Mozzarella. This must have come out of a bag from COSTCO. That would have been OK if the waiter had bothered to do that, "How is everything?" trip back to the table after the food has been on the table for just long enough for the customer to have assessed the fare. (They take it in service training right before the course entitled "Improving your tip percentages - Attention to the customer") Not here! I ate mine, went to the john (number 1 and number 2, not just a simple drain and shake), washed my hands, returned to the table, cleared my email, waited 10 more minutes and finally our waiter decided it was time to pay a visit. Smooth. "How is everything?" How does it look you dumb ass? Mine's eaten, my wife's has had one bite taken out of it and returned to the plate. Take a freaking guess
"How it is"! Duh!
It took us 30 mins to get the check. With the Manager's swift intervention. Did I mention, at the end, the offered to bring her something else? Are they kidding? Short of Roses, Krystal and a Chanel gift card, these guys would be better off just hiding in the back.
There are better culinary offerings in Las Vegas, even in Caesar's - just try Fat Tuesday's, better food, better value and they give a damn.
Ticket: Table 22/1 Guests:2, 09/02/12 3:09 pm, #60028, Server J***n, Cashier N***l.
Thanks guys, the wife was already pissed off, you just sent her over the moon.
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