The guy handling the phone orders sold me on some 'big and meaty' chicken wings. They 'weren't like other wings!' he went on to promise. I am a sucker for the dream of big wings and happily added an order anticipating a certain level of greatness that in hindsight realize is seldom reached.
The dream of reaching that chicken wing pinnacle was soon crushed. I was entirely disappointed by my order, especially the scrawny wings!!