I found a cool pipe with the hammer and sickle on the side, unfortunatley it came with a free piece of metal jammed hard into the stem.
I took it to Thomas Hinds and the buddies there while understandably looking at me like "what the FUCK did you do to this pipe?", immediately took out their tool kit and tried to fix it, for free. As I expected the pipe was too far gone and after about 5 minutes of delicate work, the mouthpiece broke and the guy apologized. This was my last resort and I figured it would happen anyways, they hooked me up with a pipe repairman in Quebec (there are none in Toronto, or Ontario for that matter) giving me all his contact info.
I didn't even buy anything. but I sure will when that pipe is all fixed up.
These guys are awesome.