I'm not really a review guy but if I can save anyone from this train wreck it will be worth it. First off, we were under the impression this was going to be very different than it turned out to be. Instead of a food truck vibe, think food court. We tried the Frito Pie which was basically just pure salt. And in reading other reviews it sounds like salt is a problem here with many things. Completely inedible. Also tried one of the tuna dishes. The tuna was incredibly funky and should not have been served. Then we had the safest bet on the menu, kids chicken tenders. But they were completely flavorless....just seems like an item that would be tough to screw up, but not for the Park. The beer wall gimmick was pure foam. We spent $20 on 1.5 beers and had to wait in line for the privilege of getting this card loaded with $ and again to retrieve my ID which they held (or I could have paid $3 for a card to keep). It was just a calamity of errors at every turn....almost laughable it was so awful. Even the play area feels like a poorly executed garage sale. They need to close the place down and reassess everything that they are doing and try again or it's going to be a very short run. My wife asked to speak with a manager which I was not in favor of but she thought it was important since they're new and it would be good for them to know everything that's going wrong. He just looked like a deer in headlights and reading these yelp reviews I now know why.
They may get a false sense of hope with baseball starting soon but I highly doubt anyone will come to this place more than once so it's only a matter of time.