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| - Well, yelp nailed this one: "meh" is right. After one too many dinners at a bar, I was craving some Thai, and SEA was close by and reasonably priced. The decor was beautiful, the ambiance was nice, and the glass of Riesling I had was perfect. It went downhill from there. (Speaking of the wine... There is no bar at SEA. So, if you order a drink, be prepared to wait until they fetch it from the abyss.)
We started with a shared appetizer of spring rolls, which tasted like... nothing. I mean, I guess it could have been worse and they tasted bad, right?
Next, our waiter. I got the distinct impression he was making fun of us, like we've ever eaten Thai before. Not cool, dude, not cool. My friend ordered a dish, but asked that, on a scale of 1 to 5 (with 5 being ridic hot), her meal was between a 2 and a 3. I asked for green curry, with a "4." Apparently, this was hilarious.
The meals finally come out, and.... my friend's dish has NO heat, and if my green curry was a "4" on the heat level, then that's just sad, y'all. I can't remember the last time there were peas and portobello mushrooms in a curry, but it didn't taste bad... Just sad.
Other than being affordable and pretty, I'd stay away if you're a real fan of Thai.
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