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| - bought for $40.00 each online. Even if you do this, you still have to go inside their store and present them to get a wristband. Purchased the zoom line (the other one is wack as fuck) with son. 3pm tix, but it was about 3.45 by the time we zoomed off. Weekday mind you, and during day. The line is annoying, no one waits their turn in order of people that came. It says the boarding time for each 20 minute slot, but then the ones waiting for the next ones get there, they have to move etc. They should have someone there by the base of the gate.
I wanted my son to have the go pro or whatever the fuck that helmet cam is called for an additional rip of $45 bucks, but they gave some whack-ass excuse that they don't supply them before 6pm. Yet, just before I was strapped, I see a guy behind me in line with the camera on. Unfuckingbelievable, what a fucking karma feng shuei or whatever the fuck curse I have man. I am paying for it and still cant get it done, while this guy is all strapped with the camera.
Anyways, the ride itself is ok, you need to get a good push off once the slot machine gate opens and the ethiopian guy says goooo in order to go faster.
Oh, you have to be between 100 and 300 LBS. If your over 350 LBS, you eat for free at heart attack burger downstairs ( Im serious)
Its over in about 1 minute, and I was yelling at the top of my lungs as I went by with the freemont crows looking up, "I AM CORNHOLIO, I NEED TEEPEE FOR 4 BUNGHOLE" I highly recommend this, it adds great value to the experience. Also, don't spread your arms out it slows you down (this is common sense but look around you) instead arch them over your head like a diamond shape and yell the aforementioned slogan.
They give you a bag to put all your shit in, then they hang it over you and it flies with you.
As for the violent braking at the end as said by many yelpers, I dont think they know what violent is if it hit them in the ass. didnt hurt or extreme in any way. You brake bro.
worth doing once, I give the experience a 4 star, and the comedy of mishaps and camera cock-block denial, coupled with the wait time on top of your reservation 2 stars, hence the 3.
Ive never seen so many disgusting scum/ghetto bastards in my life combined than this place; in line, and in the streets of freemont. Goodness fucking gracious.
There is a parking structure right next to it costs $2 bucks an hour, so tack on another $8.00 of bullshit charges.
They take a bunch of lame ass pics and post for you to by; I think the camera is worth it but again got dicked and returned with nothing to show family. Don't really need a picture of me changing into the jumpsuit.
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