Hehehehe two toes up from me simply for the Boba tea. I could drink bucketfuls of that stuff and totally regret it the next day. Let me tell you a story. My younger cousin was taking Tagalog classes and was a member of the Filipino club at his local high school. I was staying with them for a month, and he was going off with all his newfound Tag-logs. I was getting reasonably irked, so I suggested we go for Jollibee. "Kuya, what do you call the Burger with Egg?" "Oh, that would be the JOLLY BETLOG, Ray. Go in there and order us 5 of them, get the combos. Here's $20." So off he goes to order the JOLLY BETLOG. *hilarity ensues* Needless to say, all the wannabe-fobness around the house ceased immediately.