General, you deserve a dishonorable discharge.
Their "Fried" Chicken = Burnt on the Grill Poulette.
AND the dishes were SMALL. $14 mains is the norm.
Reclaimed-wood-style joint, designed for Queen W bitter-shop shoppers
(who are you?) and 905ers wishing to bathe in some chic grease.
Some might label it under "Hipster", but this would actually attribute some style sensibilities.
This place is more like Joey's does it hipster.