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  • Went there tonight with a group of four for the panarama towers group mixer with open bar. Got stuck behind a security check point employee prior to entrance who had the IQ of an orangutan. Literally. YELP MINTS WITH YELP LOGO courtesy of yours truly (and the fine yelp promotions dept.) were in one of our group members purses (because fresh breath via yelp events is a gift that keeps giving). He holts the line and calls on his radio for backup, excited like he just found a kilo of blow. I told him he was out of his f...cking mind retarded (since the one hour open bar was waiting and his stupidity was eating into it). I Also reminded the short australopithecus that the fact that they are yelp mints, means I'm obviously akin to yelp and this is exactly where the details of this encounter is going. So after 3 minutes of being main stage holding up a 200 person line with all sorts of interested Light workers involved in the mint caper and with me encouraging them to put one in their mouth and taste the minty flavor (which they were "afraid" to do or have me do) I then rattled off the list of clubs I've been to with a little canister of yelp mints over the last 2 years and that they were out of their mind insane. After standing there with them clueless in what to do I show them a business card and ask them point blank if they think a mid 30's CEO of a small business dressed in a button down is here to sell stupid extacy in their stupid club and if so they are mentally crippled. At that point they proudly confiscated the yelp mints like they had just saved a drowning child and allowed us to start our happy evening out on that footing. Horrible experience to start our patronage of their venue. This is the most deserved one star review I've ever written on yelp. Go to hell.
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