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When I told the Patties Express guy that I took home a box of 12 frozen patties home and finished them over one weekend, he laughed and said, "It's OK, you shared the box with your family, right?" I dutifully replied with an enthusiastic "OH, YES. Yessir, of course. "
That was a lie. I ate them myself.
To be fair, I shared a few with the hubbs. And the fact that the moist, flavourful beef filling was a mix of spicy and extra spicy - well, that just burns the calories straight off, doesn't it? Plus, the shell is nice and flakey straight out of the oven which means if it weighs nothing in your mouth, it must therefore equal nothing in the belly. Science. To top it off, I only ate one coco bread with them. You may be wondering why bother with the bread restriction when demolishing so many patties anyway - and if you question whether it's because the slightly sweet, soft, triangular shape of the bun, sliced in half to perfectly cradle the patty wasn't worth it? Well then, you'd be wrong, cause those are pretty good too (although I would still have to choose milk bread over coco bread). My only reason was because I ran out of room in my purse to lug it all home.
Should I be hash tagging this with "SorryNotSorry"? I'll do it after I get this new box of patties warmed up...
#SorryNotSorry
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