Ahh, White Castle. I feel stoned just thinking about it. There is no excuse for wanting these monstrosities when in a sober state of mind. The first time I experienced their infamous sliders was at the height of the Harold and Kumar craze. Everyone that had been there assured me that their food was awesome. I was excited, I mean, everyone I knew had been there and the building looks like a castle! How cute! Having the appetite of a Roman emperor I ordered six of the tiny burgers. I could only get through one. On my first bite I was thrown into a fit of terror. This is what people have been raving about? Everyone willingly eats this stuff? Has the world gone mad!? They are mushy, greasy, doughy lumps of self-loathing. The fries are crinkle cut, which you don't see very often in fast food places, but other than that there's nothing special about them. My advice is to avoid this place; they don't call them stomach bombs for nothing.