Wow, I'm surprised by the bad reviews. Look, this is not a 5 star restaurant, but you get exactly what you are looking for:
Old School Basic Chinese Classics - check
Reasonable Prices - Check
Beer and crazy alcoholic drinks that you would only order in a place like this - check
No frills - check
That placemat that has the zodiac signs of your birth year - check
Think of your favorite Chinese Classic - guess what, they have it!