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| - For those who have never been here, this place is basically a McDonalds with less service (since you garnish your own burger), tiny menu and much more novelty. Upon entering you are told to sit anywhere. Most of the seating is bar style around the middle of the room. The "bar"/counter is in the shape of a hospital cross with conveniently placed ass-level mirrors all along the inside for the male patron's viewing pleasure. You are given a hospital gown and a patient chart to fill in your order along with a hospital bracelet that says "I Ate at Heart Attack Grill". Their menu consists of the single (2000 calories), double, triple, or quadruple bypass burgers (8000 calories), flatliner fries, coke (with cane sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup in the old school cute glass bottle), bottled water beer. They even offer no filter cigarettes. The prices for the burgers range from $7.29 -$12.95. I had a single bypass burger and flatliner fries. The burger was okay and fries were thin and crispy the way I like them. The fries arrived first then when the burger arrives the nurse points you toward the toppings bar where you can add tomatoes, pickles, onion, jalapeƱos, ketchup and mustard to your burger. The entire staff is female including the cooks who are also in nurse uniforms. As expected, most of the customers were male. The waitresses are very friendly and ours let us take a picture with her at the end of our meal. Not a bad place for tourists to check out but if I ever returned to Arizona on a second trip I would skip this place.
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