Are you a proud discerning coffee snob, a summer patio fiend, wheelchair-bound latte art collector, or perhaps a neighbourhood mama with kids in tow and a yearning desire to sit down somewhere outside? Do you dream of a relaxing, bright and spacious, hip and unpretentious place to express yourself with your presence over a warm cup of java and munching on yummy goods or breakfast sandwiches fit for every diet?
You probably suffer from... well there's a mouthful of an acronym for your condition to make it sound like a legit medical condition, but I am too lazy to make one up.
However, there is a treatment to alleviate your suffering: Visit Te Aro Coffee on Queen East. Baristas are standing by. Side effects include having to open your wallet wider though--surely there's a name for that condition also.
{TTC: take the 72 or any Queen Street streetcar to Queen/Carlaw.}