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| - Please indicate if the following points are True or False:
- You and Matt were really excited to visit True Food Kitchen during Restaurant Week. TRUE
- Upon arrival, the two of you were happy to be seated promptly without a reservation. TRUE
- The cheerful restaurant décor infused you with organic, healthy, and sustainable vibes. TRUE
- You and Matt really enjoyed sitting outdoors on the cozy patio that was artistically bordered with green grass. TRUE
- The menu's variety of healthy and fresh options initially looked impressive and yummy. TRUE
- It took your waiter about 10 minutes to acknowledge your existence after being seated, even though the restaurant wasn't very crowded. TRUE
- When the waiter finally arrived, he didn't welcome you to the restaurant, introduce himself or even explain the concept behind the menu that Dr. Weil & Mr. Fox created. Instead he looked bored and just wanted to know your order. TRUE
- Waiters at Applebee's have made a better first impression than he did. TRUE
- The seasoned hummus appetizer, topped with a flavorful Mediterranean mix of Kalamata olives, cucumbers, feta and sliced pearl tomatoes impressed both of you. However the amount of time it took this dish to make its way to your table did not. TRUE
- It seemed like the entire restaurant staff was playing a game of "Guess Who?" - waiters kept moronically walking around with food, stopping at different tables and trying to guess who ordered what. TRUE
- At least 4 times (it occurred so frequently you stopped counting), a random waiter placed someone else's food in front of you, and you had to tell them that they guessed wrong. TRUE
- You ordered a salad, tofu teriyaki bowl and frozen yogurt with berries. Matt ordered the smoked salmon, steak tacos and flourless chocolate cake. It was healthy, fresh and good but definitely NOT worth the $100+ bill including a bottle of wine. TRUE
- You both felt robbed. A much more pleasant, faster and cheaper alternative would have been to buy the wine and ingredients from Trader Joes or Whole Foods and prepare this "simple" meal yourselves. TRUE
- A snail could have cooked and served your "simple" meal faster then the 3 painstaking hours it took your waiter. TRUE
- The restaurant's parking validation is only good for two free hours in the lot - but the wait staff decided to play that irritating game of "Guess Who?" and couldn't serve your "simple" meal in less than two hours - so to top it all off, you STILL had to pay for parking, which was beyond upsetting after so many other let downs. TRUE
- Although you liked the décor and really wanted to love this restaurant, you don't recommend it to anyone since you have most certainly tasted MUCH better health food. TRUE
Thank you for your responses to these True Food Kitchen statements. We are excited for when you return to enjoy more of our overpriced food and overwhelmingly bad service. FALSE!!!
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